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President golf rankings

Kennedy
Ford
Clinton
Bush 43
Obama
Trump

        Golf rank       Golf rank        Golf       Golf       Athlete rank
       Golf Digest   Bleacher Report   handicap  rounds/year   Golf Digest

Trump        1             1             2.8         91              Winner of 19 club championships. Owns 17 golf courses
Kennedy      2             3             8                       4   Harvard golf team
Eisenhower   3             2            13          100          5   Installed a green on the White House lawn
Ford         4             7                                     1   Michigan football team, in the year that Michigan won the national championship
Roosevelt T  5                                                   2
Bush 41      6                          10                       3
Bush 43      7             6            11            3          8   Hits 18 holes 2 hours. Doesn't take practice swings
Clinton      8             4
Obama        9             5            13           42          7
Reagan      10                                                   6
Harding     11
Taft        12
Wilson      13
Nixon       14                                                       Shot a 79
Johnson     15
Coolidge    16                                                       Left behind his clubs upon departing the White House
Wilson                                  25          250         10   Played in the winter and painted his balls black
Biden                                   10
Pence                                   15
Lincoln                                                          9

Jack Nicklaus: "Trump loves the game of golf more than he loves money"


President athlete rankings

Modern organized sports give us quantitative information about athletic prowess. Ranking presidents from before the age of organized sports is difficult and we fall back on anecdotes.

Tier 1   Ford
Tier 2   Washington  Grant   Eisenhower  Trump
Tier 3   Lincoln     Teddy   Kennedy     Carter    Reagan  Bush 41  Bush 43  RFK Jr
Tier 4   Jackson     Taylor  Harrison    McKinley  Taft    Wilson   Truman   Nixon   Biden
Tier 5   Everyone else
Bad      Cleveland   FDR

Washington   Mighty horseman. Big and strong. Wrestler.
             Could crush a walnut with his thumb and index finger.
             Army General of the Armies
             Fought many battles and had many horses shot out from under him.
             His coat and hat are full of bullet holes.
             Has more horse miles than most modern Americans have air miles.
Jefferson    Virginia Militia Colonel
Madison      Virginia Militia Colonel
Monroe       Virginia Militia Colonel
Jackson      Army Major General
Taylor       Army Major General
Tyler        Army Colonel
Polk         Tennessee Captain
Harrison     Army Major General
Fillmore     New York Militia Major
Pierce       Army Brigadier General
Buchanan     Army Private
Lincoln      County wrestling champion. Defeated many renowned wrestlers.
             Master of the axe. Army Captain
Johnson A    Brigadier General
Grant        Best horse rider and horse trainer in America, in an era where horsemanship mattered.
             Army General of the Armies
Hayes        Army Major General
Garfield     Army Major General
Arthur       New York Militia Brigadier General
Harrison     Army Brigadier General
Cleveland    Renowned as a bad athlete
McKinley     Army Captain
Roosevelt, T Played all sports, including boxing and wrestling. Army Colonel
             Climbed the Matterhorn
Taft         Yale heavyweight intramural wrestling champion
Wilson       Davidson U baseball starter. Princeton rugby coach. Played more golf rounds
             than any president.
FDR          Undistinguished as a student or athlete. Harvard cheerleader
Truman       Army Colonel
Eisenhower   U.S. Military Academy starting halfback. Gymnast, boxer, fencer, horseman.
             Football coach for Peacock Military Academy and St. Mary's University.
             Army General of the Army. Golf handicap 13. Installed a golf green at the White House
Kennedy      Harvard golf starter and swimming starter. Football JV. Golf handicap 8.
             Harvard sailing starter. Won the Eastern Collegiate Championship. Navy Lieutenant
Johnson L    Navy Commander
Nixon        Whittier football and basketball team. Navy Commander. Bowler
Ford         Michigan U football starting center and linebacker.
             Team MVP. College all-star. The Michigan team won the national championship.
             Yale football and boxing coach. Navy Lieutenant Commander
Carter       Naval academy sprint football starter, baseball starter, and cross country starter.
             High school basketball starter. Navy Lieutenant
Reagan       Eureka College football starter and swim starter. Great physique.
             Sports broadcaster. Portrayed The Gipper in "Knute Rockne".
             Honored with a gold medal at the International Swimming Hall of Fame.
             Army Captain
Bush 41      High school football captain and baseball captain. Yale baseball captain.
             Played in the college baseball world series. Golf handicap 10. Navy Lieutenant
Bush 43      Yale rugby starter. High school baseball starter. Golf handicap 10.
             Ran a marathon in 3:44:52. Air National Guard First Lieutenant
Obama        Little athletic background. Pickup basketball player but was not on any varsity team.
Trump        Golf handicap 3. High school football starter, soccer starter, and baseball starter.
             Member of the WWE Hall of Fame. Owned the New Jersey Generals football team.
             Owns 19 golf courses. Gets cheers when attending sports events.
             People make glorious memes depicting Trump as a badass.
Biden        High school football starter and baseball starter. Golf handicap 10
RFK Jr       Mighty physique, and he still has it as an elder. Falconer

The mainstream media likes to tout Obama as a great athlete, and that he played basketball at Occidental college. There is no record of him being associated with the Occidental basketball team. It's a myth. Obama's jump shot is poor. He can't bend his knees and he can't maneuver. He doesn't jump, and his release point is sadly low, at the level of his head. When Obama threw out the first pitch at a baseball game, it was a weak pitch and it was way out of the strike zone.

Presidents that installed sports at the White House:

Teddy       Tennis
Truman      Bowling, horseshoes
Eisenhower  Golf green
Ford        Pool
Obama       Basketball

Military

General of the Army   Washington  Grant       Eisenhower
Major General         Jackson     Harrison W  Taylor      Hayes       Garfield
Brigadier General     Arthur      Pierce      Johnson A   Harrison B
Colonel               Jefferson   Madison     Monroe      Polk        Teddy     Truman
Commander             Johnson L   Nixon
Major                 Fillmore
Lieutenant Commander  Ford
Captain               Tyler       Lincoln     McKinley    Reagan
Lieutenant            Kennedy     Carter      Bush 41
First Lieutenant      Bush 43
Private               Buchanan

DC golf

David Perdue
Trey Gowdy
Donald Trump
Roger Williams
Bob Corker
Mick Mulvaney
Jim Renacci

Golf Digest ranked the best 150 golfers in DC.

              Handicap  Rank

Tony Russo       -3.1     1
Rob Ellsworth    -1.8     2
David Perdue      -.6     3     Senate      R
Trey Gowdy        1.0     7     House       R
Donald Trump      2.8    12     President   R
Roger Williams    4.9    23     House       R
Bob Corker        5.2    26     Senate      R
Mick Mulvaney     8.0    42     House       R
Jim Renacci       9.6    63     House       R
Joe Biden        10      68     VP          D
Rick Allen       10      68     House       R
Dean Heller      10      68     Senate      R
Tom Rooney       10      68     House       R
Albio Sires      10.2    77     House       D
Ron Johnson      10.6    88     Senate      R
Richard Burr     11.3    86     Senate      R
Pete Aguilar     12      92     House       D
Xavier Becerra   12      92     House       D
Chris Collins    12      92     House       R
Jeff Duncan      12      92     House       R
John Hoeven      12      92     Senate      R
Duncan Hunter    12      92     House       R
Ron Kind         12      92     House       D
Brad Ashford     12.3   102     House       D
Pat Meehan       12.3   102     House       R
Dan Kildee       12.8   107     House       D
Phil Roe         12.8   107     House       R
Ander Crenshaw   12.9   111     House       R
Barack Obama     13     113     President   D
Lindsey Graham   13     113     Senate      R
Mike Pence       15     127     VP          R

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